After reading (and enjoying) one too many “you know you’re [insert age/town/job] if you’re [insert something funny]” articles, we decided to have a little fun with our favorite technology topic – the cloud (surprise!).
So, here is how I envision life as a cloud.
I wouldn’t care what I consumed because scalability would be one of my greatest traits. You might even catch me yelling, “More, more, more…”
I’d never have to waste time on sleep, not even in Brooklyn. I would be available 24x7x365.
Thunderstorms and lightning strikes wouldn’t bother me a bit. I’d say bring it on, I’m 100% resilient and built for high availability. No scaredy cats here!
I’d be international, supporting people around the world, and there is a good chance I might even be internationally known.
My standards would be high, my practices the best and my secrets would be locked up tight. There would be no getting past my security team.
And in case you are curious what flavor of cloud I would be, I’d be an Eze Private Cloud (of course)!
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